Longest day ever, moving sucks.
This is such a fucking joke.
Don’t ever tell someone you’ll help them out and then dick them around all day until it’s convenient for you.
Person: You should try dressing normal for once
shoutout to people working weekends and overnights and overtime, people working in hospitality and retail and food service, who are sacrificing time with their loved ones, so fuckers with weekday desk jobs get to live comfortably with the amenities we provide while simultaneously shitting all over us for not getting “real jobs”
Probably the best Deathnote joke
just because you are a badass warrior woman who can cut a man in half doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy some goddamned delicate pretty needlework.
talents include looking 12 and saying thank you to the bus driver